Being single has its merits.
No, really!

You can sleep on either side of the bed. You get to hold the remote control and never have to watch Bolton hold Sunderland to a nil-nil draw. You can even eat standing up over the sink, wearing just your saggy old granny pants. I have to admit that this is a very good subject to talk about but I’m wondering if I can do better than this.

Some women tire of this idyllic existence and yearn to find a partner to spend the rest of their lives with. If you’re one of them and are struggling to find the man of your dreams, you could be looking in the wrong place. Internet dating? It’s been done. Speed dating? So 1998. Singles night at the supermarket? Like, get with it, grandma.
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